
Art Metrano
Biography
Arthur "Art" Metrano (September 22, 1936 – September 8, 2021) was an American actor and comedian, born in Brooklyn, New York City. Metrano may be best known for his role as Lt./Capt./Cmdt. Mauser in Police Academy 2 and Police Academy 3. Metrano's first film role was as a truck driver in the 1961 Cold War thriller Rocket Attack U.S.A.. Among Metrano's TV guest appearances was a 1968 episode of Ironside. However, he is better known for his frequent appearances on talk and variety shows in the early 1970s, especially The Tonight Show, as a "magician" performing absurd tricks, such as making his fingers "jump" from one hand to another, while constantly humming an inane theme song – "Fine and Dandy", an early 1930s composition by Kay Swift. In December 2007, Metrano filed a lawsuit against Family Guy, asserting copyright infringement, and asking for damages in excess of two million dollars. Due to a fall at home in 1989, Metrano seriously injured his spinal cord and is disabled. Currently, he tours with his one-man show, "Jews Don't Belong On Ladders...An Accidental Comedy", which has raised more than $75,000 for Project Support for Spinal Cord Injury, to help buy crutches, wheelchairs, and supplies for handicapped people. Description above from the Wikipedia article Art Metrano, licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.
Also Known As
Movie Appearances

Breathless
as Birnbaum
1983

History of the World: Part I
as Leonardo DaVinci - The Roman Empire
1981

Cheaper to Keep Her
as Tony Turino
1981

Linda Lovelace for President
as The Sheik
1975

Teachers
as Troy
1984
Human Feelings
as Cab Driver (uncredited)
1978

The Heartbreak Kid
as Entertainer
1972

They Only Kill Their Masters
as Malcolm
1972

Malibu Express
as Matthew
1985

Dirty O'Neil
as Lassiter
1974

Slaughter's Big Rip-Off
as Mario Burtoli
1973

No Man's Valley
as Abe (voice)
1981

Seven
as Kinsella
1979

Matilda
as Gordon Baum
1978

They Shoot Horses, Don't They?
as Max
1969

Then Came Bronson
as Barker
1969

Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment
as Lieutenant Mauser
1985

Police Academy 3: Back in Training
as Commandant Mauser
1986

Real Men Don't Eat Gummi Bears
as Agent 712
1989

How Stella Got Her Groove Back
as Dr. Steinberg
1998
TV Appearances

Movin' On
1974

Joanie Loves Chachi
as Rico Mastorelli
1982

WKRP in Cincinnati
1978

The District
as Teddy Caruso
2000

L.A. Law
as Judge Richard Fiorello
1986

The A-Team
as Nick Gretsch
1983

Starsky & Hutch
1975

The Good Guys
1968

Benson
1979

The Golden Girls
as Judge
1985

Fred and Barney Meet The Thing
1979

All in the Family
as Jack
1971