
Tom Segura
Biography
Tom Segura (born April 16, 1979) is an American comedian from Cincinnati, Ohio. He currently lives in Los Angeles, California. Segura was born April 16, 1979 and originally lived in Dayton, Ohio. He also lived in Minneapolis, Milwaukee, and Vero Beach, Florida. He has been performing as a comedian since shortly after he graduated from Lenoir-Rhyne University. Segura has performed at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival, The Comedy Festival, the Global Comedy Festival in Vancouver, Just For Laughs Comedy Festival, the South Beach Comedy Festival. Tom was also a San Francisco regional finalist on Last Comic Standing 2. Segura is a member of the Deathsquad Network of standup comedians. When he was 18, Segura overdosed on GHB and fell into a short coma. He has two sisters. Segura is married to comedian Christina Pazsitzky. In 2015, they had their first child together. Tom also speaks Spanish fluently.
Movie Appearances

The Roast of Bert Kreischer
as Self
2023

Tom Segura: Sledgehammer
as Self
2023

I Came Everywhere
as Self
2023

Tom Segura: Completely Normal
as Himself
2014

69 Minutes with Tom Segura
as Self
2023

Tom Segura: Mostly Stories
as Himself
2016

The Roast of Tom Brady
as Self
2024

2 Bears 1 Cave: Live New Year's Eve
as Himself
2020

Tom Segura: Disgraceful
as Himself
2018

Instant Family
as Russ
2018

I Need You to Kill
as Comedian / Interviewee
2017

Countdown
as Derek
2019

The Opening Act
as Cop
2020

Tom Segura: Ball Hog
as Himself
2020

Best of Stand-up 2020
as Self
2020

Flinch
as Ed
2021

This Is the Tom Green Documentary
as Self (archive footage)
2025

Kill Tony: Kill or Be Killed
as Self - Guest
2025
El Tigre
as Jeff
TBA

Tom Segura: Teacher
as Self
2025
TV Appearances

Gary Unmarried
2008

The Comedy Store
as Self
2020

Happy Endings
as Paparazzi
2011

Mash Up
2012

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
as Self - Guest
2015

Jimmy Kimmel Live!
as Self
2003

Bad Thoughts
as Various Characters
2025

John Mulaney Presents: Everybody's in L.A.
as Self
2024

Comedy Central Presents
as Himself
1998

Hot Ones
as Self
2015

The Cabin with Bert Kreischer
as Self
2020

Conan
as Self
2010